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Unrelated announcement: Today marks my 200th post at Sweetly Voiced!
I have some serious things I'd petition to change, but I'm almost tired of hearing myself complain about them (like meter accuracy and, I don't know, METER ACCURACY).
So instead, I'm going to take a lighthearted turn.
I'm petitioning test strips.
Clean yourselves up!
Seriously, I find you in my washing machine, my food, my car, my purse, my garage, my fridge. Affixing yourself to my baby's diaper. Stubbornly stuck to the bottom of every waste can.
Not just my own strips either. I see your friends. I see them in parking lots outside restaurants. Hanging around like the little hoodlums you are. Lounging in public restrooms. Under tables.
You're like little bugs, scurrying from the light.
Except, you know, you can't move.
Stop making excuses. Throw yourselves away.