D-Parody Special Request: So High Today

As a thank you gift for anyone donating $100 or more to my campaign for Diabetes Hands Foundation, I am offering you the opportunity for you to request a song for me to parody. My first $100 donor asked for Carole King's "So Far Away." Here you go, sir. Enjoy.

"So High Today"

a D-Parody of Carole King's "So Far Away"

So high today.
I can’t make my blood sugar stay in one place anymore.
It would be so fine to see a nice 1-0-4.
It doesn't help me when you question why today.
I don’t need your judgment when I’m not feeling good.
Now you’re asking me to order Chinese food.
Oh how I wish I could, but I’m so high today.

One more ride on the glucocoaster skyway.
I can't say it’s really anything new.
If I could only work this day out my way,
I'd rather spend it being ninety-two.

But I’m so high today.
I can’t make my blood sugar stay in one place anymore.
It would be so fine to see a nice 1-0-4.
Did my insulin spoil? I’ll change my vial today.
Yeah, oh why today?

Travelin’ around sure drops me down lower.
Nothing else to do but exercise.
I sure hope this rage bolus don't come to own me.
There's so many variables I've yet to analyze.

Cuz I’m so high today.
I can’t make my blood sugar stay in one place anymore.
It would be so fine to see a nice 1-0-4.
You know, I can’t be sure why I’m so high today.
Yeah, oh why today?
I’m so high today.