Oh, the Places You're Low

HAWMC 23: Write a poem a la Dr. Seuss...

"Let's eat," said he.
"Let's eat this treat."
"So sweet," said me.
"So sweet this treat.
I'll take a shot
And then it's not
So sweet that I can't eat this treat."

"I'll test (it's best).
Yes, It's best I test.
And give some thought
To dose my shot.
I want this treat,
This sweet, sweet eat,
But if the test
Is high, it's best
I take a shot
And wait till it's not."

"Oh no," I go,
"My test is low!
I NEED to eat
This sweet, sweet treat!"
I start to chew,
But groan when you
Then tell me how I can't eat sweets.